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Teaser Time - TA Chapter 12 - Jasper - This is What it Feels Like

2010-01-26T21:38:00.000-08:00

Chapter 12 is off to the betafishy so .. give it a day or so and if Fanfuction doesn't screw it up it'll be up!

If she was mine, I would never, ever stop showing her how much she meant to me. If she was mine, she would hear the words I love you and the emotion behind it every day. If she was mine, she would never feel that she needed to look elsewhere for anything. I would be everything she needed because I already knew that she was everything I wanted.

But she wasn’t mine.

Couldn’t be mine.

For she was his.

And I really, really needed to remind myself of that.

“Don’t leave me, Jasper.” A small hand tightened its grip once more on my shirt, echoing the hold she had on my heart.

You are so fucked.

Another way of getting around Polyvores rules..

2010-01-25T10:12:00.000-08:00

A Little Something for Future Roseward...

Tonights Dinner Brought To You By The Letter S

2010-01-18T01:13:00.000-08:00

Smoked Salmon Fettucine

INGREDIENTS

375g fettuccini
20g butter
3 eschalots, chopped finely
2 tablespoons dry white wine
300ml cream
Freshly ground white pepper
100g smoked salmon, sliced thinly
2 tablespoons finely chopped chives
METHOD

Bring a large pot of salted water to the boil. Add pasta, stir well with a wooden spoon to ensure pasta strands separate. Cook for time stated on packet or until al dente; drain, reserving ½ cup of the cooking water.

Bring a second pot of water to a simmer.

Meanwhile, melt butter in medium frying pan. Cook eschalots, stirring frequently until translucent and softened. Add wine. Simmer until reduced by half. Add cream; bring to a boil. Season to taste. Add salmon and chives.

Toss salmon and chive mixture through warm pasta, adding some of reserved pasta water to loosen if necessary. Divide among serving plates.

*EDIT NUMBER 5 AND I'M SERIOUSLY READY TO STRANGLE lj FOR LOSING MY WORDS YOU FUCKER*
SO .. i added another tablespoon of wine, we only had sour cream and that worked JUST as well and I added a cup of pre steamed broccoli too. AND on another note, I can't cook with salmon without thinking of camoozle

WHEEE

2010-01-14T03:02:00.001-08:00

omg omg omg CAN NOT WAIT!

I have an obsession

2010-01-07T21:16:00.000-08:00

Polyvore won't let me clip this.. i'm hoping it will this way.

Rose in Chapter 9 of WTRMTS

Support - Support Stacey Vampire Auction

2010-01-03T00:48:00.001-08:00

So it's that time of year again and authors in an amazing array of fandom's are coming together to help out one of our own. Like I don't have enough to do this month.. but hey, this is for a good cause and I really don't mind having even less than a life than I had before...

So two things up for grabs

A One shot of your choosing... HERE
and
A Slash shot (Hear that ahizelm !) HERE

usual restrictions.. most pairings are a go go.. so now you know :D

Happy Birthday Bec!

2009-12-30T04:03:00.000-08:00

Story Title: Comby Vans and Caravans By Miztrezboo & Nostalgicmiss
Genre: Twilight - Humor
Characters: Bella, Emmett
Details: OOC
Rating: MA/NC17
Warnings: Strong Language, Sexual Content, Illegal Activities,
Post Word Count: 5686
O/s or Drabble: One Shot
Beta'd By: Ilsuocantante
Summary: "A Summer festival turns dirty when Bella and Emmett find relief in the cool hidden pond. A Nostalgicmiss & Miztrezboo craptastic production for Bendingmirrors Bday. M for a reason"

Awe Shucks Post - The Lazy Yet Discerning Ficster

2009-12-30T01:41:00.000-08:00

Um I kinda died a little today because my home girl who writes some of the most FUNNIEST SMUTTIEST and definitely most AWESOMEST (ha i know its not a word stupid little red underline wiggle. I AM MAKING IT SO) wrote this amazing little ode to WTRMTS over on the Lazy Yet Discerning Ficster Blog and wow. I'm in AWE.

So if your here from that, welcome to the madhouse, please feel free to drop Kellp0rn, Robp0rn or even Tom Welling p0rn (you can all blame HMonster4 for my love of the Tommett) and HUGE thankyous to Kiya for her words, I'm this..

of course I'm Garth.. or Wayne and Kiya and TLYDF are obviously Alice..

Teaser Time - WTRMTS Chapter 9

2009-12-28T20:10:00.000-08:00

:: whistles idly ::

Oh god my palms were sweating. I feel like my shirt is choking me and I'm not even wearing it buttoned up. This was such a stupid idea.

"Oh Ethel, its not going to kill you. Either of you." Freaking Betty.

Why did I let her talk me into this again? Oh that's right. Because I appear to have handed her my balls from the moment I met her.

It's not like I haven't done this before. I mean, not for a while but.. really, it can't be that hard right? Like riding a bike or remembering the secret codes to finding the easter eggs on The Two Towers extended edition DVD.

Should be as easy as breathing.

"Edward? I'm ready if you are."

Her voice, those six words and I'm gulping air like a fish out of water. I can do this.

I. Can. Do. This.

It's just Bella. Friends and all that. Friends do these things. It's normal. It's what every other male and female of our generation do every weekend, hell every night even.

I wipe my hands nervously on my pants leg once more, and take a deep breath.

Just like riding a bike.

Decisions, Decisions

2009-12-27T15:32:00.001-08:00

In some ways I LOVE my three/four/five times daily visits to KELLAN LUTZ ONLINE but in others.. it makes my life oh so hard ..

Like these.. i love.. but where to put them.

To use as the KLO icon in my sidebar?

nah.. they're too big and I'd have to shrink it FAR too small

see what I mean? DECISIONS DECISIONS

oh and in completely unrelated unworthy news news..

My betafishy Ilsuocantante and the poetic Annanabanana often call me their Womby.. (and T is our Kwala and A is our Yuke)

and I now have PROOF that I have indeed hugged the Lutz....

okay so not ME technically but my animal pseudonym that has to count a LITTLE right?

One Shot - Always and More (Edward/Bella)

2009-12-23T04:04:00.001-08:00

Story Title: Always & More By
Genre: Twilight - Fluff / Smut
Characters: Edward/Bella
Details: Canon, AH
Rating: MA/NC17
Warnings: Strong Language, Sexual Content,
Post Word Count: 4239
Status: Completed
Beta'd By: ahizelm
Summary: "A little something for my Kwala and betafishy Ilsuocantante's birthday - One hot, steamy night in Rio and a candle lit alley lead to something a little on the smutty side..."

(Always & More)

Slow Tune Saturdays...

2009-12-18T16:35:00.001-08:00

Duffy is pure gorgeous..

and so is the delish Miz Adele

Great GRAVY Santa's Packing a Yule Log!

2009-12-17T14:55:00.000-08:00

More crazy ass funny from TEAM WIN at CollegeHumor.com

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Christmas IS WIN

2009-12-14T04:09:00.000-08:00

Rum Cherry Balls or Cherry Ripe Balls.. whatever

1 cup of desiccated coconut

1 pack of Arnotts Milk Arrowroot biscuits (or in the USA something like Graham Crackers I think?)

1 tin of Condensed Milk

200g glace cherries, chopped small

2 tablespoons of good quality cocoa powder (I use Cadbury's)

1/4 cup of your choice of dark rum (in aus we use Bundaberg Rum)

extra coconut or chocolate sprinkles for rolling. (you could even dip them in chocolate if you REALLY wanted.. i'd reccomend something dark)

METHOD

Soak the Cherries in the rum over night.. at least 24 hours, longer if you want.

Smash the biscuits until they're like large crumbs.

Mix in the coconut and cocoa powder till combined.

Add in the rum soaked cherries and the tin of milk, stir till combined.

Using a teaspoon, make small balls and rub in the extra coconut/sprinkles.

Sit on grease proof paper and chill for at least 30 - 40 minutes, over night is even better because the flavors mix and deepen.

N.B if dipping in chocolate, i'd suggest freezing over night and dipping the next day.

Dont eat too many at once.. they're HIGHLY addictive...

Normally, at christmas we have them without the cherries, I just like cherries lol

ENJOY!

Kellp0rn, Robp0rn and NM Fackery Icons

2009-12-12T23:36:00.001-08:00

Bored.. watching NM and playing with photos...
Take it if you want it just dont hot link it..

yeh these are kinda crap but ::shrugs:: WATEV

Kellp0rn Update

2009-12-12T23:35:00.001-08:00

SCRUFFp0rn

has sinspired me with the talk of knuckle and nipple p0rn ;o) so some TEETHp0rn

SMIRK/DIMPLEp0rn

Kermit is a God

2009-12-12T23:34:00.001-08:00

BWAHAHA I love love LOVE The Muppets and them doing QUEEN IS ULTIMATE WIN!

An Open Letter ...

2009-12-12T23:32:00.000-08:00

Dear Joaquin,
I'm watching Gladiator today.. and I'm LOVING how pretty ~~although evil~~ you are and I'm just wondering.. how does one go from

THIS and THIS

This complete and utter fuckery?

Please to be returning back to
THIS

Lots of love, Teh Boo

Awe Shucks Post - Les Femmes De Twilight

2009-12-12T23:31:00.000-08:00

The Appointment is FEELING the love lately! HUGE thankyou's to the chiquitas at Les Femmes De Twilight for the LOVERLY review

The Appointment by Miztrezboo

Summary: Insert, thrust, repeat. Boredom sends Bella into a world of discovery landing in an awkward situation between the gardener, pool guy and the tool shed. Will couples therapy work or will a Dr Southern Sass need a private Appointment? OOC AH/AU

Pairing: Bella/Jasper

Rated:M

Chapters: 11/Word Count: 75,808

WIP

When we decided to do rec’s for Tantalizing Tuesday I was so excited because I immediately knew what lady who lemons I wanted to bring you guys. Miztrezboo is not only a magnificent writer, but she knows her smut! The lemons are sexy, but not overly descriptive like most. Here’s an excerpt from chapter 1, so you can see what I mean.

“Oh yes, I suspect it will need to be quite the root canal. A long.. hard.. drilling to ensure maximum hole filling will be needed.” I grinned, placing emphasis on each of the words that described my plans. I inched forward, letting the tip of my cock move slowly into her tight heat. She was so wet and willing.

“Fuck,” I groaned as I pushed in further. I allowed a short moment for her body to accommodate my large girth as I buried myself within her to the absolute hilt. Having her body positioned like this, she was tighter than ever. My mind pictured Bella beneath me, her tight cunt gripping my cock. Her heavenly long legs wrapped around my neck as I began pounding in and out with rapid succession.

“Faster, harder,” I heard Bella’s voice in my head, my memory adding to the already amazing experience occurring around me.

“So.. tight.. ahh.. Fuck!” I groaned, pulling her body up with me as I stood to get more leverage. I gripped one hand around her thighs, pushing and pulling her body against mine as I set a faster pace. The hand still on her hip struggled to hold her, my fingers pressed hard into her soft skin. I was bound to leave marks. I hoped that they'd match the ones that vixen Bella had pulled down her own skirt to show me. The marks of the fingers that were allowed to hold her like that; cause her pain like that made me jealous. It made the NEED to play out this scene in this exact space like it occurred for her be one I had to satisfy. Here like this, my wife looking like her, this was as close as I could to shoving the jealousy aside.

This is Carlisle and Esme role playing and no, this is not a C/E fic. He is so turned on, so fucking bothered by Bella and her actions that he is spending some extra time with the wifey, which brings me to the next reason I love this story. I am not a huge fan of canon Bella and this is about as OOC as you can get, in fact, all of her characters are that way- truly making the story her own. The pairing on the summary is B/J, but Bella is married to Edward, so don’t be surprised by that team Jasper and please don’t let it stop you from reading. This story is so well written, I think I will be happy with whatever direction she decides to take it.

(Psst…Boo! I do hope we get to see some sexin’ between Dr. Southern Sass and FuckMeEveryoneAnytimeAnywhereSwan. The sexual tension is killing me!)

To laugh or to SCREAM

2009-11-28T02:26:00.001-08:00

David Slade tweets the funniest stuff.. but this one, takes teh CAKE!

I miss Kellp0rn ... vacays can kinda suck that way

2009-11-28T02:15:00.000-08:00

In which I'm pretending that I am the girl in the pics...

In which I will now drool all ova my marmie dearests keyboard...

in which my next Em fic.. he will always have cherry pops.. because its so freaking rare to see Kellan without SOMETHING in his mouth.. oh that just went somewhere completely different in mah mind BWAHAHHA

Contest: Slash/Backslash entry Rose & Vine

2009-11-12T03:38:00.000-08:00

Story Title: Rose & Vine By Miztrezboo

Genre: Twilight - Hurt/Comfort / Smut

Characters: Jasper
Details: AH, Slash
Rating: MA/NC17
Warnings: Strong Language, Sexual Content,
Post Word Count: 6714
Status: Completed
Beta'd By: Ilsuocantante
Contest Entry For: Slash/Backslash

Summary: "A dark club, dark memories, with only music to sooth his hurts, will a moment with a stranger change everything? For the slash/backslash contest. AH and yes SLASH be warned."

CLICK HERE TO READ

Music = Love - The Swell Season

2009-11-10T01:40:00.000-08:00

REALLY early morning music show watching has its perks..

I adore them adooooooore

Where The Road Meets The Sun Pointless Info

2009-11-07T22:43:00.000-08:00

and JUST so I don't forget about it Later. BLUE spot is Bella, Red spot is Edward..

UCLA CAMPUS MAP HERE

Teaser Time - WTRMTS Chapter 6

2009-10-24T04:50:00.000-07:00

Tease, Tease, Tease

He unlocked the door with his right hand, pushing me to the side before pulling the door open and shoving me inside. I climbed in quickly, letting his hands push me where he wanted, not wanting to upset him any further. James slammed the door once I was mostly inside, the inner plastic banging against my ankle bone sending a shockwave of hurt up my leg and forcing a few tears to leave my lashes, rolling fat, heavy and hot down my face. I bit my lip hard, trying in vain to keep the tears at bay, to keep the sobs that were burning in my throat right where they were.

I jumped when the creaking sound of his door opening echoed in the small cab. He shook his head, quickly starting the car and flipping the heat on. A muffled sob choked its way out of my chest, adding to the flood of tears washing down my cheeks. I watched his hands grip the steering wheel so tightly, his knuckles that weren’t cut up and swollen turned an unearthly white.

“Don’t fucking cry. You caused all of this. You let him touch you, you let him put his arms around you and you let him hold you. You’re the reason why all of this happened. You have no one to blame but yourself. I hope you’re fucking happy.” He shook his head, taking one hand off the wheel to start the truck up and after a few turns and sad motor sounds the engine turned over.

Update: WTRMTS

2009-10-23T20:01:00.000-07:00

Chapter Five - Wrong Moves

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Teaser Time - TA Chapter 10 ~ JPov

2009-10-21T08:34:00.000-07:00

Another sigh, and the tips of her fingers were toying with the curls at the nape of my neck. I turned, wrapping my hand around her wrist and flipping her hand over. With my forefinger, I traced the heavy lines that covered her palm.

“Jasper, sweetheart. What’s troubling you?”

Her voice was soft and there was something in her tone that I knew meant I wouldn’t be able to just leave without giving her something. It was my turn to let out a long breath and collect my thoughts to word the swirling thoughts in my head and heart into some tangible sentence.

“I think I’ve got in a little too deep, Momma.” I whispered, concentrating on the path my fingers were taking and not looking up into the concerned eyes I knew were trained on me at this moment.

“I think I care a little too much. Or maybe not enough. I’m just…”

“You’re confused, I can see that. You’re not sleeping, the purple around your eyes says that and your wearing your jacket that – “

“Yeah, I know who gave me this jacket. I’m not here to talk about that, Momma.” I paused, realizing my short tone probably wouldn’t go down well. Silence lay between us and she pulled her hand from mine, moving slowly rub up and down my back instead, l leaned into her side and breathed in the familiar smell of baked goods and sandalwood that always reminded me of her.

Dance Stewie DANCE!

2009-10-19T21:22:00.000-07:00

This

makes me think of this

Laffables

2009-10-19T20:57:00.001-07:00

I heart Family Guy and have a wee lil crush on Seth Green so when he was on the radio this morning here in oz and did our weather as Chris..

Has to be shared peeps.. has to be shared..

CLICK HERE

I Wanna Dance In The Grocery Store

2009-10-16T13:32:00.001-07:00

WTF - Is that a SKIRT Kell??

2009-10-15T15:01:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Nina P!

2009-10-15T00:09:00.000-07:00

The Wonderful Ms Ninapolitan celebrated her birthday on Monday just passed and a few (I think the score is 83 at last count) authors gave back with a birthday drabble... I've read about 10 so far and they are ALL PURE AWESOME!

so yes.. i did a little something.. after all, I can't look at a Hotdog or hear Rick Astley the same ever again after The Bella Swan Diaries..

Read and leave Nina P some love! ... oh and a little my way wouldn't hurt either.. just sayin...

-->READ IT HERE<--

The Appointment - New Chapter

2009-10-14T23:45:00.000-07:00

Chapter 9: White Noise

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Teaser Time - WTRMTS Chapter 5

2009-10-12T04:40:00.000-07:00

I watched her sip her drink. I watched her rub at her bare arms, shivering slightly as the night wore on and the temperature dropped and I was jealous of her fingers. Jealous that she had to use her own hands to keep her warm when it should have been me.

Seeing her, seeing her here and alone made everything I wanted to feel, should have felt disappear. There was no anger at what she had done to me. There was no hurt, no sadness. There was only a all consuming need to be with her again. To throw myself down at her feet and beg her to reconsider us. What we could be, what we should be.

Update: WTRMTS

2009-10-12T04:37:00.000-07:00

Chapter Five- Little Green Bag

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The Appointment - New Chapter

2009-10-12T04:34:00.000-07:00

Chapter 8: Happy Hangovers

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Update: WTRMTS

2009-10-12T04:27:00.000-07:00

Chapter Four- Lost

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Teaser Time - WTRMTS Chapter 4

2009-09-14T21:04:00.000-07:00

Weeeel Chapter 3 has been Betafished and Pre Read and is off to the Validaterbeta my darling Jakeward... A lil more of whats up... well hopefully what should be up asap bar FFn FAIL as it has been! This chapter we get to know another familiar face..

Jasper, I had come to learn from our many nights smoking, drinking and generally getting fucked up together, was anything but a sheep. Put it this way, it wasn’t unusual to see the guy dancing and singing off key in the middle of the quad to Britney Spears. All the while rocking out on with his headphones on, his scruffy white blonde curls shaking around his face and whatever loud Hawaiian board shorts barely managed to stay on his skinny ass. Every time I saw the guy, I was reminded of Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Minus the low IQ; Jasper was one smart motherfucker. He was top of nearly every class and pretty much friend to all and sundry. He was just that nice type of guy.

and if you have NO idea who Jeff Spicoli is.. SHAME ON YOU.. but a visual anyhoo..

Teaser Time - WTRMTS Chapter 4

2009-09-08T22:35:00.001-07:00

I rushed to the nearest garden bed and emptied out the yellow bile that was all my body had left to give. Tears came to my eyes again as I put one hand against the tree trunk, a vain attempt at steadying myself as I felt the sobs choking my throat once more. Fuck. I’d never cried so much in my life. I cried when she left and I had no idea where she’d gone. I’d cried in relief when I rang Mom and she said she’d seen her next door before she and Dad left to visit my Aunt in Florida. I’d cried the moment Rose told me she was coming back, in hope that we could work something out.

And now, as I crumpled to the grass and dirt below, careful to not sit on what my body just expelled. Now I cried for the love I’d lost. The complete and utter three sixty turn she’d done on what we had. What we could have had. There was no sound; my sobs were silent as they wracked my chest. I pulled my legs up and leaned my head back against the rough bark of the wood behind me. My hands sat atop my knees, visibly shaking so hard that I closed my eyes, not wanting to see how much not only my mind but my body was falling apart.

She was lost to me.. and I was lost without her.

Update: WTRMTS

2009-08-27T19:20:00.001-07:00

Chapter Three - Blink & You'll Miss It

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The Appointment - New Chapter

2009-08-27T19:07:00.001-07:00

Chapter 6: Ladies Who Lunch

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NEW - Where The Road Meets The Sun

2009-08-27T18:51:00.001-07:00

Title - Where The Road Meets The Sun
Rating - NC17
Pairing - Edward/Bella
Summary - When everything turns to dust and falls apart at the seams, the only way out, may be the only way in. The path you know might not be the easiest, but it might also be the only one you need. AH/OOC
Disclaimer - I own nothing but this little dark plotline, SM owns the playground, I'm just the fat kid waiting for a turn on the swings.

Prologue Fanfiction| Twilighted

OH so Adorkable

2009-08-22T22:37:00.001-07:00

Teaser Time - TA Chapter 5 ~ Ladies Who Lunch

2009-08-21T04:28:00.000-07:00

I swung my hips from side to side, brushing up against the manly men folk that were in my path. I’d been feeling on edge since the disapearence of any type of orgasmic tendency last week. My body was constantly humming with that need, that electric charge to just.. feel more. I craved that extreme pleasurable high that, at this stage, even my hand wasn’t giving me anymore.

As I pushed aside the crowd, a glint of golden curls shone like a beacon, calling from afar.
I knew that hair.
I knew the shoulder that I could now see as someone of less significance moved from behind him after collecting their drinks.
I stepped closer, leaning in so my lips were just above his ear.
“Well fancy meeting you here, Doc.”

The Appointment - New Chapter

2009-08-18T15:27:00.001-07:00

Chapter Notes: Bad dreams, bad morning - Can Doctor J help out or can someone at the garage plug all the right holes...

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THUD

2009-08-17T06:22:00.001-07:00

jebus mary and yosef! just a LITTLE LOWER!

Brown Chicken Brown Cow ;)

2009-08-16T08:09:00.001-07:00

Do you see what I see?? *Cass is deded on de floor*

Fic Recc - A Constant in the Darkness

2009-08-15T05:12:00.000-07:00

She owns me.. her poetic prose and way with words and cooking skills.. OWN ME.

Another one to add to your list.. because YOU NEED to read it and just be swept away with the (need a thesaurus here) amazing way that Cam writes. You'll be pulled in from the get go and things only get better and better and better *sigh*

::: A Constant in the Darkness by Camoozle :::

And now i've read it.. I guess that means no more putting off my own writing.. *le sigh*

Pretty PRETTY Kellan

2009-08-13T18:01:00.000-07:00

Fiberkitty sent me this pretty.. and DAYUM.. i'd wipe that drool ANY DAY

Fic Recc - While We Drifted We Were One

2009-08-13T17:55:00.000-07:00

:::While We Drifted We Were One::: By Ooohlalaaa

Don't be frightened by the Rosewardness.. read it.. and LOVE IT and then read EVERYTHING ELSE SHE"S EVER WRITTEN

especially Neighbour Boy.. that one ROCKS

GeekWARD lookalike..

2009-08-10T04:51:00.000-07:00

Ahh the pretty that is David Tennant.. the Only Doctor for me *sigh*

Fic Recc - Emancipation Proclamation

2009-08-09T22:59:00.001-07:00

So writing is fail.. but reading is freaking WIN
another amazing plot, fantastic character buildup and something I sat and inhaled until my eyes were red and strained and I had a mini migraine from reading so fast.. stupid eyes not keeping up with what my mind can!

::: Emancipation Proclamation :::

JAMIE FUCKING BAMBER

2009-08-09T05:24:00.000-07:00

AHH! The girl from Doctor Who, the guy from Cutting It and

JAMIE FUCKING BAMBER

aka

Apollo from Battlestar Galactica

I cannot be more excited Law & Order UK is coming to tv in Oz.. just.. Jamie Fucking Bamber *thud*

Fic Recc

2009-08-09T05:14:00.000-07:00

Just spent today and yesterday reading and INHALING this one. LOVED IT SOOOO VERY MUCH! Go, read, review ;)

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Just Because...

2009-08-08T08:23:00.000-07:00

Contest Entry - TATTWARD & INKELLA

2009-08-04T06:36:00.000-07:00

UNDERGROUND - A one shot with Tattmett and Fauxhawksper for the Tattward and Inkella contest..

Just why does sweet Emmett McCarty twist and turn that purity ring so, and what exactly hides under his virginal white choir robes? Ink and piercings and veins, OH MY! For the Tattward & Inkella Contest. AH and M for a reason! EmxRose

Teaser Time - TA Chapter 4 ~ BPOV Oil & Water

2009-08-04T06:35:00.000-07:00

"Where's Jake?” I asked, watching as he ambled around up to the front of my car. His overalls had fallen loosely to his waist as he threw the rag he'd been cleaning his hands with over his shoulder.
"In Maranello. He went over to check out a new line they’ve thinking of releasing here. Why, had another run in with a stepford wife that didn’t like you blowing her husband in the driveway again?” he smirked.

Sly motherfucker, trust him to remember that. Fine, I remembered that night too. Stupid skanky Jessica chasing my old Volvo down the street after seeing I was in the car easing Mike’s tension before we were supposed to go inside and let me venture into my first threeway. It would have been okay if Mike had of told his wife that he was in fact, bringing me over to play. Not just deciding to spring me upon her as some sort of strange anniversary gift.

“Right, well then,” I licked my lips and sauntered up to where he was standing and let my red fingernails press into his grease stained white wife beater. “I’ve got some holes that need filling.”

Boo's Bits

Teaser Time - TA Chapter 12 - Jasper - This is What it Feels Like

Another way of getting around Polyvores rules..

Tonights Dinner Brought To You By The Letter S

WHEEE

I have an obsession

Support - Support Stacey Vampire Auction

Happy Birthday Bec!

Awe Shucks Post - The Lazy Yet Discerning Ficster

Teaser Time - WTRMTS Chapter 9

Decisions, Decisions

One Shot - Always and More (Edward/Bella)

Slow Tune Saturdays...

Great GRAVY Santa's Packing a Yule Log!

Christmas IS WIN

Kellp0rn, Robp0rn and NM Fackery Icons

Kellp0rn Update

Kermit is a God

An Open Letter ...

Awe Shucks Post - Les Femmes De Twilight

To laugh or to SCREAM

I miss Kellp0rn ... vacays can kinda suck that way

Contest: Slash/Backslash entry Rose & Vine

Music = Love - The Swell Season

Where The Road Meets The Sun Pointless Info

Teaser Time - WTRMTS Chapter 6

Update: WTRMTS

Teaser Time - TA Chapter 10 ~ JPov

Dance Stewie DANCE!

Laffables

I Wanna Dance In The Grocery Store

WTF - Is that a SKIRT Kell??

Happy Birthday Nina P!

The Appointment - New Chapter

Teaser Time - WTRMTS Chapter 5

Update: WTRMTS

The Appointment - New Chapter

Update: WTRMTS

Teaser Time - WTRMTS Chapter 4

Teaser Time - WTRMTS Chapter 4

Update: WTRMTS

The Appointment - New Chapter

NEW - Where The Road Meets The Sun

OH so Adorkable

Teaser Time - TA Chapter 5 ~ Ladies Who Lunch

The Appointment - New Chapter

*THUD*

Brown Chicken Brown Cow ;)

Fic Recc - A Constant in the Darkness

Pretty PRETTY Kellan

Fic Recc - While We Drifted We Were One

GeekWARD lookalike..

Fic Recc - Emancipation Proclamation

JAMIE FUCKING BAMBER

Fic Recc

Just Because...

Contest Entry - TATTWARD & INKELLA

Teaser Time - TA Chapter 4 ~ BPOV Oil & Water

THUD